All posts tagged "BigLaw"

  • I Have a Case of Crabs

    QI am a third-year associate who, after getting off to a rocky start, knows the ropes fairly well now at a mid-size firm (about 200...

  • I Need Advice RE D-Bag Associate

    QI am finishing up my first year as an associate at a mid-sized firm. I clerked with this firm during my 2L summer and throughout...

  • How to NOT Sleep With a Summer Associate

    Matthew Richardson’s Five Commandments for a trouble-free summer involving law firm summer associates

  • I Want to be the Bearded George Clooney of BigLaw

    QI’m a third-year student at a T1 law school and near the top of my class. I have done fairly well in my interviews, and I...

  • Bitter News, 10-7-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as split between the relative and the absolute as Guy Ritchie: • It’s like a legal headline Mad Lib: Jesse...

  • CC This, Bitch!

    To: The World From: Bitter 5th Year Cc: Nerdy Litigation Partner Two weeks ago, a nerdy litigation partner asked me to work on a private...

  • Bitter News, 10-2-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that won’t see U.S. summer games, but our kids may in 2116: • Law students in England are being offered...

  • I’m Trying To (Not) Eat Here

    It’s gotten to the point where I can’t even eat at the office anymore.  Which is scary on a lot of levels because lawyers often...

  • Bitter News, 9-21-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that make the 11th biggest lie in history: • Headline reads: “Gritty 80-yr-old is probably city’s oldest law student.” Probably? ...

  • Bitter News, 9-17-09

    Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom with the same “supernatural” power over men as Megan Fox: • Capital BigLaw-ers unite.  “Washington, D.C. has become the favorite...