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This ain't phat. It's depressing. The use of slang by legal professionals.
If lawyers actually conveyed the truth behind their ads, this is what they would actually say in five types of medias.
Is licking a popsicle sexual harassment? Plus, a schmuck named Schmuck, hiring a professional hit bear, and snake shit served up in a domestic assault