Advice from an Ex-Bitter

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I’m a second year law student looking to get into sports law.  Any thoughts? First off, it’s not really a type of law.  Sounds cool, I know.  “Sports Law.” In fact, I wanted to get into it too.  Until I realized it didn’t really exist.  It’s like wanting to get into Santa Claus law.  It’s [...]

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I’m looking forward to practicing when I graduate from law school, but there’s just one problem. My grades suck.

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I’m in love with this senior associate I’m working with. He’s super-cute, super-smart and super-married.

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I’m a part-time student at a tier 4 school in Kentucky you’ve never heard of. I don’t have lofty aspirations, but I make really good grades and could probably crack a local large or mid-size firm. I’m going to be totally honest, though—I’m lazy. I don’t want to work 80 or even 60 hours a [...]

I Suck at Golf

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by Ex-Bitter on August 1, 2008 in Columns

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Partner invited me to play golf at his country club. Problem is I suck. Heard the partner is good. Like a 5 handicap or something. Should I play?

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My friend is 30, works at Goldman and made three million dollars last year.  I almost vomited when I heard this.  I’m the same age, smarter and work harder.  What am I missing? Not missing a damn thing.  He went into a profession where people make tons of money–and fast.  You went into a profession [...]

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I work with this a partner who loves me, but he’s a total loser and not very well respected. How do I get away from him?

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I’m having sex with a paralegal.  Bad idea? No, it’s genius.  Nothing a law firm likes more than sexual harassment.  In fact, it’s probably the best way to make partner – to wind up on the wrong end of an embarrassing and costly lawsuit.  It also shows terrific judgment and discretion, which, as you might [...]

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QI’m a second year at a well known Chicago firm.  I’m looking to move to LA and break into Hollywood.  Maybe get a job as an agent?  Any advice? AYeah. Don’t do it. Unless, of course, you really want it.  I mean, really, really want it. Hollywood’s no joke. It’s an insular, hyper-competitive, random business overflowing with [...]