Bitter by Numbers

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Judges can be funny too. Here’s the proof.

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Right now law students everywhere are enjoying their summer internships and clerkship, but fall semester looms on the horizon like a proctology appointment.

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When should you NOT study for the bar exam? Here are five reasons why the summer is the worst time to do it.

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Law is the “universal solvent” of studious disciplines which mixes with every other discipline in some way. It is the very foundation on which society is based. What a load of horse sh*t.

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Whatever the semester, and whatever your style, most law students have received six general types of grades.

The ten things you will almost always do during the weeks of studying for the bar exam.

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If lawyers actually conveyed the truth behind their ads, this is what they would actually say in five types of medias.

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Every lawyer has the type of client who is unreasonably demanding, annoyingly stupid, or practically worthless—and likely all three.

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When you get past the “elevator speech” 3Ls give in job interviews, there are about 5 ways people actual handle the end of law school

Almost any literate jack-ass can be an associate attorney if he has access to a computer and/or a ride to a place that does