bitter rant

Post image for The Judiciary’s Nature v. Nurture

I know it’s a long shot, but I’d make a kick-ass judge some day.

[Ed. Note: The following is again from Gianna Scatchell, the blogger behind LegallyNoted.com] In this modern technology age, the new normal is to live a version of your life online.  But in doing so, you’re forced to digitally declare your personal relationships—romantic or otherwise.  Will you be my Friend?  Who do you follow?  Who follows [...]

Post image for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pregnancy

She certainly would not have been promoted if it were known that she was pregnant. I’m pissed.

[Ed. Note: The following is again from Gianna Scatchell, the blogger behind LegallyNoted.com] What’s essential to any busy, studying gal’s wardrobe?  Leggings.  They can do no wrong as part of the perfect on-the-go outfit.  What’s the one pair of pants that look great with everything from Uggs to stilettos?  Leggings.  Day time.  Night time.  Any [...]

There’s one prick every lawyer tries to avoid, and I know of very few firms (and very few groups within large firms) that don’t have at least one partner who is a total egotistical dick—an “ED.” EDs are impossible with associates.  Any given ED knows exactly how he’s perceived, and all the partners and associates [...]

Post image for Why Does J. Crew Hate My Breasts?

I swear on my life, this is the last time I’m going to allow myself to be seduced by the blouses in a J. Crew catalog.

Post image for A Bitter BigLaw Partner’s New Year’s Resolutions

How a bitter BigLaw partner views his prospects and resolutions for the future.

Post image for Bitter Cold (Or, The Importance of Covered Parking)

I got laid off from the law firm that had just heavily recruited me away from another law firm. I was determined not to be bitter. Then it got cold.

Greetings from the future. After being laid off last year 13 days before Christmas, I couldn’t help but resent the managing partner at my law firm who, in an effort to protect his personal bottom line, blindsided me with a pink slip in the late afternoon of Friday, December 12, 2008.  So last year, I [...]

Post image for BL1Y to Partner: Associates Like to Work Hard, Not Stupid

The fourth and final installment of the Bitter Lawyer impromptu partner v. associate law firm debate