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Post image for Carlos Goodman, Entertainment Attorney

Title and Employer?

Partner in Bloom, Hergott, Diemer, Rosenthal, LaViolette & Feldman, LLP, an entertainment firm in Beverly Hills that specializes in motion pictures and television.

So what does a hotshot entertainment lawyer really do?

Complain about “the business” while eating lunch at a fancy Hollywood restaurant. When not busy doing that, an entertainment lawyer is primarily involved with making deals for “talent”—actors, directors, writers, and producers. This means working in tandem with a client’s agent to negotiate the economics and other key points of a deal, typically against the studios’ business affairs lawyers. The lawyer then negotiates the written contract. And in Hollywood, as they say, the finished contract is simply the beginning of the negotiation.

What is fun about entertainment law in Hollywood is that it’s a fairly small community, and it’s very interpersonal. In many instances, you have to use your relationships to accomplish certain things for your clients. You also have lots of opportunities to put together unique, creative deals—whether because you have the leverage with a hot client or because the business is changing as a result of new media—and that can make certain negotiations very dynamic.

Who does your firm represent?

Our firm represents several A-list talents in Hollywood—people like Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and many of the top directors and producers in the business.

What law school did you go to?

UCLA.

What was your first job out of law school?

Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher in its New York office in the late 1980’s.

Practice area?

Litigation. I worked mainly on the Exxon Valdez oil spill litigation, which was an obvious and natural launching pad to get into Hollywood—oily and slick.

How did you make the transition from corporate litigator to entertainment attorney?

Well, what is it they say? Acknowledging the problem is half the struggle. It’s not hard to know something is wrong when you bill 250 hours a month, month after month, on matters where you have no connection to the client or any real stake in the outcome personally.

It’s fine to work hard, but the law, like any business, is more fun when you can be entrepreneurial and have a direct relationship with your clients. And I didn’t get the feeling that I was going to become best friends with any Fortune 500 CEOs anytime soon at the age of 26, especially when my chief social circle was other associates like me eating take-out Chinese food at 10 p.m. every night in the office.

I saw entertainment law as a way of working with individual clients, people who were my age, and with whom I could grow. Looking back on that now, entertainment law gave me that. One of my very first clients was Quentin Tarantino and I worked with him on making “Reservoir Dogs.” Quentin and I have worked together for seventeen years, and I just finished closing the deal for his new movie “Inglorious Bastards.”

As far as making the transition, I had a friend during law school who had become a music lawyer at a Los Angeles firm that also had a motion picture practice group. She introduced me to some of the lawyers at the firm, and I got a job doing motion picture work. I think the fact that I was young and relatively cheap, and working at a top firm, helped me get the opportunity.

Does being a former litigator help you in your current job negotiating deals for movie stars and A-list directors?

Not really. I do think that working at a good firm straight out of law school helped show me quickly what it meant to be a professional. I always tell young lawyers that it’s a good thing to work at the best firm you can, to be exposed for a while to the level of excellence you do find at places like Gibson Dunn. But you have to be careful of the trap at elite firms—they have a way of successfully stroking their good people to distract them from how unfulfilling a lot of that work can be in the long run. And before you know it, you’re too senior (or too bitter!) to make a successful transition to something more entrepreneurial or satisfying.

Any advice for bitter lawyers out there looking to change jobs?

When I decided to leave the “mothership” of a big firm, I felt like I was taking a risk. And I did have to pay my dues in that transition, no question. But I think bitter lawyers need to realize they can be taking a greater risk by avoiding change and waiting too long to try to transition into something different. I think it’s important when you’re in a big firm to look at the people who are four or five years ahead of you and see what their lives are like—and ask yourself, is that the type of career or life you want? Is that pasty-faced, cynical sixth-year associate the type of person you are striving to be? Use those intermediate people as projections of what your future will be. But you don’t need to actually live through those extra four or five years yourself! The evidence is right there in front of you.

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Post image for Even Ron Burgundy Wouldn’t Approve

It’s been a tough summer for celebrity stalkers. Larry Mendte, former anchor of the CBS evening news out of Philadelphia, pled guilty on Friday to illegally hacking into co-anchor and all-around hot mess Alycia Lane’s email accounts over the course of two years.

Mendte, a former host of “Access Hollywood,” anchored the evening news with Lane for four years until she was fired in December following her arrest after an alleged scuffle with the NYPD. Apparently not wanting to be outdone, Mendte got himself fired in June after FBI agents discovered that he had accessed three of Lane’s email accounts from home and work more than 500 times between January and May of this year alone—and then relayed details about Lane’s criminal case and other information to a reporter with the Philadelphia Daily News. Lane’s attorney “believes he acted out of jealousy.”

We get the jealousy thing, Larry, really, we do. Although we have to say, when it comes to your email-stalking skills, have you learned nothing from our dear friend Shaq?  [CNN]

Post image for Shaquille O’Neal: Stalking for Dummies

Oh, Shaq, didn’t your lawyers teach you never to put certain things in writing? Like threatening emails to the ex-girlfriend you’re stalking?

According to reports out of Atlanta, a judge has granted Alexis Miller, a 23-year-old wannabe hip-hop artist who goes by “MaryJane,” a restraining order against Shaquille O’Neal after reviewing the singer’s allegations that he stalked her, threatened her with bodily harm and harassed her with phone calls in which he “breathed heavily into the phone before hanging up.” Miller also alleges that, after she ended their brief relationship, he threatened to derail her career by offering to pay certain artists $50,000 not to perform with her.

And just to drive his point home, as Miller’s affidavit alleges, Shaq sent her an email saying, “I dnt no who the fuk u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is I gotta make now try me. Sho me.”

Hm. I think we actually do know who we’re dealing with, Shaq. And he may be hooked on a lot of things, but it looks like phonics sure ain’t one of them.  [Deadspin and Fox Sports]

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Post image for Joe Francis: Wet, Hot Justice

If you can depend on Joe Francis to stand up for one thing, it’s justice. The founder of the always dependable “Girls Gone Wild” empire, is now demanding that a court rescind the settlement agreement he entered into last year with the families of four underage girls whom he filmed performing sex acts back in 2003. In his suit, Francis claims he “settled only because a federal judge bullied him into it by jailing him for contempt of court when settlement talks weren’t going well.”

Francis, who brings home an estimated $29 million a year from his soft-core porn empire, has reached out to supporters on his website to write letters to Congress on his behalf and seek the judge’s impeachment. Why? “This fight is way bigger than me,” he explained. “If this stands, this single-handedly undermines the entire civil judicial process in this country,” he continued, noting that his “actions are intended to protect average citizens.”

Well, of course they are. This is Joe Francis we’re talking about.  The guy who brought us Bubba Sparxxx’ XXX Tour and Sex Starved College Girls.  If we can’t count on him to look out for the average citizen, who can we count on? [AmLaw Daily and CNN]

Post image for Britney Spears: Celebrity Pro Bono?

Say it ain’t so! Despite our initial skepticism, reports have confirmed the truly unimaginable: Britney Spears has stiffed her lawyers. Court documents have shown that the fallen pop star recently racked up almost half a million dollars’ worth of legal bills in her custody dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline—in addition to the quarter mil she’s already agreed to pay to his attorneys.

The lawyer with the biggest gripe against Spears is apparently Stacy D. Phillips, who states in court filings that she is owed nearly $407,000 for four months of work—after, she claims, already writing off $125,000 in fees for the singer. The Los Angeles court commissioner has yet to approve any payments to Phillips or the other jilted lawyers, and, in another shocking twist, the attorneys currently representing Spears have indicated that they “intend to contest Phillips’ bill.”

Hm, good call. One quick question for the new attorneys, though: Ever hear of a thing called precedent? Might be worth looking into—just ask these guys.  [HuffPost]

Post image for Jared Leto: Maybe Just Stick to Guitar Hero Next Time

Oh, actors and their sort-of-bands—can they ever really do any harm? Turns out, if you’re Virgin Records/EMI and the band in question is headed by doll-face actor Jared Leto, then, yes. Leto’s vanity-project-cum-band, 30 Seconds to Mars, apparently signed a five-record deal with Virgin/EMI back in 1999—but funnily enough, the band has only come out with two records so far, the last one way back in 2005. Remarkably, the label is a little peeved about the pace and has recently filed suit against the band for breach of contract, seeking damages “in excess of $30 million.”

Leto and his bandmates, though, are fighting back, claiming that you can’t be legally bound to a contract for more than seven years under California law. This appears to be a law that Virgin is unfamiliar with, however, because a spokesperson for the label has recently explained, “We hope to resolve these matters amicably and put them behind us so we can continue working in partnership with the band to take them to even greater levels of success.” Which would involve, we can only presume, having someone aside from the band’s label knowing who the hell they are.  [Radar Online]

Post image for Craig Robinson: Office Party

Craig Robinson, 36, who plays Darryl the warehouse foreman on The Office, is facing felony drug charges, stemming from an arrest during a June traffic stop.  According to the criminal complaint, the actor was charged with two counts of possession of a controlled substance.  The “substance” allegedly was amphetamines, cocaine and marijuana.

Though Robinson’s rep had no comment, his employer at Dunder Mifflin stated that Darryl can no longer suffer the annoying banter, smug witticisms and knowing smiles between madly-in-love co-workers, Jim and Pam.  “He just needs to get high to deal with all that cuteness,” Scott said.  “It’s not a big deal.  And I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with him being black.” [E Online]

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Post image for Craig Turk, Television Writer/Producer

Current title and employer?

Supervising Producer, Private Practice

Sounds fancy, but what do you really do?

I’m a television writer. Basically, I sit around with the other members of our show’s staff (on Private Practice, there are 8 of us) and try to come up with stories that will keep you from switching over to Ice Road Truckers.

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Post image for Christian Bale: No Cage for This Batman

Weeks after being accused by his sister and 61-year-old mother, a former circus clown, of roughing them up in a London hotel on the eve of the “Dark Knight“‘s European premiere, British police are reporting that Christian Bale will not be charged with any crime. This is after police had originally “delayed questioning Bale for a day to avoid disrupting the opening of the box-office blockbuster,” explaining that “it would have been wrong to wreck the premiere over a complaint which we do not yet know is founded in truth.”

According to reports, Britain’s Crown Prosecution Service “ordered police not to take any further action, saying there was insufficient evidence to make a conviction realistic”—making sure to add, however, that the Service “treats domestic incidents seriously.”

Confusion still remains as to what sort of “domestic incident” British prosecutors would consider worthy of such “serious” treatment, but at least we can all now rest safe in the knowledge that beating up your sister and an old circus clown in your hotel room won’t net you much more in the UK than a pat on the back and some autograph requests from a couple of Bobbies. Cheers!  [HuffPo]

Post image for Hollywood Paws: Almost Famous

Hollywood was shaken to its core yesterday when, after two years of protracted litigation, a judge finally ruled that “Hollywood Paws,” an animal training academy and agency that “provides the tools and knowledge necessary to help animal actors and studio trainers become working professionals in the animal acting industry,” wasn’t to blame for the fact that its clients haven’t quite achieved the Hollywood fame and fortune they assumed was coming their way.

The saga began in 2006 when several former Paws students alleged that the “the company’s training and other services would guarantee some degree of fame or success in the entertainment industry,” which the plaintiffs apparently never attained, despite the company’s efforts at arranging job calls and auditions for them. The judge hearing the case was not convinced by the students’ plight, noting that Paws “performed their obligations owed to plaintiffs,” adding that the plaintiffs “knew that there was no guarantee of work when they signed their contracts…. [T]he defendants were putting forth the best good-faith effort they could. After all, they didn’t make or write the movies. They didn’t create the roles.”

There is no indication whether the students intend to appeal, although an anonymous source has indicated that it’s unlikely, given that they’re apparently hard at work preparing a new lawsuit against those real estate developers—you know, the ones from Utah? Who guaranteed them they’d totally be millionaires within the next six months if they signed up three people who signed up three people to buy portions of this amazing special land in Alaska?

Will keep you posted. [PRnine]

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