depositions

The following is a transcript of a witness deposition conducted by two California lawyers during an automobile personal injury lawsuit from July 2012. It is being reposted here on the web solely for educational purposes.

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Redfoo and Sky Blu of LMFAO get deposed over the phrase “I’m Sexy and I Know It”

“My attorney just told you to get f*cked, and so do I.”

“I obey the law. You practice the law.” This time, though, the experts start to break it down.

Showcourse and Bitter Lawyer present the most unboring legal ethics CLE credit you’ll ever get

We’ve collected five of the most godawful video depo excerpts on YouTube. Consider it our resource center for bad depos.

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Poetic Justice, where Bitter Lawyer mashes poems, lyrics, and depositions to come up with a unique brand of resampled artisanal legal work. We also curate found depositions and other legal literacy, such as the shortest deposition ever. If you come across an awesome piece of poetic justice or feel the need to create one yourself, [...]

Real depositions aren’t any better than depositions on Opposite Day. (Click the image to see the full comic.)

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In law school, they teach you how to think like a lawyer. Unfortunately, we females already think like women.