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9 Worthless Pieces of Wisdom from a Douche Bag Associate

by Grey Bitter on December 27, 2012 in Columns

The scum law firms breed. This guy was scum’s scum.

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A few issues with the article. 1. First of all, being a Public Defender is every bit as noble as you thought. Perhaps you thought you would be representing nothing but innocent clients. Or maybe you...

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