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They say, “stupid is as stupid does” and that goes double for William Gillespie. The 29-year-old Erie, Pennsylvania man was arrested for possession of a controlled substance with the intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia, after he tried to enter the county courthouse with more than a dozen bags of crack cocaine. Gillespie [...]

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Drugs in a can and a striptease on the side of the road.

While were on the subject of Adderall and because it’s time to open the Bitter Vault, let’s take a look at the other side.  See the link below. Sure, on paper it may not be ethical or “right” to use stimulants like Adderall or Ritalin when you haven’t been diagnosed with ADD or a similar [...]

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Unnecessary use of Adderall in law school gets you nowhere.

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Given that I’m not open about my past or even what I do presently, how the hell (and why) did my boss connect me with scoring weed?

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: • When not rocking and rolling all night, Gene Simmons has found time to play an ambulance-chasing lawyer in the new movie Extract from Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, premiering this weekend.  And, for the record, Simmons loves his own lawyer, but he hates yours.  [New York Post] • [...]

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There are two things I’m certain of: (i) I am a fantastic associate; (ii) I am profoundly miserable. And I’m afraid there’s a direct link.

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QI’m a fourth year, and last week I hooked up with this paralegal.  It was a total one-nighter kind of thing.  And we also might have snorted a little something. Not to mention, I have a girlfriend who lives in another city.  I’m freaking out that she might report me to firm management or tell [...]

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Local media are reporting that earlier this week, in an attempt to test the boundaries of his own criminal ineptitude, a man in Salinas, California stole a truck, only to be carjacked at gunpoint later that day. The Salinas authorities explained that a man named Edward Bishop told police that he stole a pick-up truck [...]