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Tempers escalated during a disagreement over mashed potatoes, resulting in a woman charging the victim with a box cutter. Shaquina S. Hill, 23, was charged with menacing and harassment after she attacked her dinner guest. Hill first grabbed box cutters then began throwing things at the victim, including a heavy ceramic vase and a coffee table. Two questions: First, how do you throw a coffee table at someone? That has to be awkward. It really seems like a poor weapon of choice. Second, mashed potatoes? Really?
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Pork Steaks vs. Pork Chops  

John Cunningham shot and killed his uncle, Lessie Lowe, with a shotgun over an argument about pork steaks. The men were arguing over whether the cuts of meat they were planning to cook were pork steaks or pork chops. Cunningham said they were steaks. Lowe said they were chops. Cunningham, who was correct, proved his point with a shotgun.

I don’t want to be “that guy” but I’ve never heard of a pork steak. Sure, it is sad that this guy died, but Cunningham was right. They were eating pork steaks. That has to count for something right? This happened in St. Louis . . . they take their pork seriously.  That probably is a legal defense in St. Louis. “Your Honor, sure it is wrong to kill someone but it was a pork steak.” Boom. Not Guilty. (As opposed to Shotgun Boom to the face).

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