From the Archives

Bitter Vault: In Lieu of What I am Actually Thinking

by Bitter Vault on December 13, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

You learn early in your legal career that sometimes there are things you just can’t say or write. Well, this post from the Vault is here to help you.

Bitter Vault: Happy Holidays! I Failed the Bar

by Bitter Vault on November 16, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

So, will your holidays be happy? Results from the July 2012 bar exam should have been announced in most states by now. Great timing too — with the holidays bearing down on us. But not so great if you didn’t pass. No worries though. You’re not alone.

Bitter Vault: Top Signs You are a Gunner

by Bitter Vault on November 8, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

Time to open up the vault. Well, I guess it’s actually just a file cabinet. We should probably change that image if we’re going to continue to call this series “Bitter Vault”. “Bitter File Cabinet”? Just doesn’t have the same ring to it. I digress. Here’s what we found in the Vault: Are you a [...]

Bitter Vault: Five Signs You’ve Become an Old Codger Lawyer

by Bitter Vault on November 1, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

This is for the old Bitters out there. You know who you are. And if you think you’re not one of them, read this week’s to confirm. You might be disturbed (or not) to learn that you aren’t as young as you think. But this Bitter, no way? I’m totally young and hip. For instance, [...]

Spooky Bitter Vault: LIVING the DREAM, Webisode 8

by Bitter Vault on October 25, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

We’re opening the Bitter Vault one last time before Halloween to watch a horribly frightening Webisode of Living the Dream. All we can say is: Worst. Halloween. Ever. Then read the skinny on where Rick Eid, the series creator, came up with the idea.

Bitter Vault: Why I Deleted My Facebook Account

by Bitter Vault on October 18, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

A year ago to the day Law Firm 10 wrote one of our most popular posts: Why I Deleted My Facebook Account. People heard Law Firm 10′s call to action, rose up against the Screen People, and killed their Facebook accounts. As a result, Facebook is clearly on the verge of collapse. (Citation needed.) Okay, [...]

Bitter Vault: The Real Story On Fake Boobs

by Bitter Vault on October 11, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

It’s Thursday already?! Actually, I thought it was Friday. Damn it. Either way, it’s time to open the Bitter Lawyer archives. This is one of Bitter Lawyer’s most popular posts. It was so popular that it got picked up and was criticized by the mighty Rush Limbaugh. But before you read what Rush had to [...]

Bitter Vault: 26 Ex-Bitters in Chief

by Bitter Staff on October 4, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

How about that debate last night? Needless to say, there are times that this Bitter Staffer really misses George W. Bush. Never again will this country enjoy such . . . unintentional comedic verbal ecstasy. Sure, Mitt has had some doozies, but nothing compared to W. Back to the topic at hand. There have been [...]

Bitter Vault: Five Godawful YouTube Video Depositions

by Bitter Vault on September 27, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

It’s Thursday again. That means it’s time to check the archives, open the Bitter Vault. After watching Lil’ Wayne’s deposition yesterday, we were really in the mood to find some more depo love. Low and behold, look what we found. A handful of classic depositions! Check them out!

Bitter Vault: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School

by Bitter Staff on September 20, 2012 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

It’s Thursday again. That means it’s time to check the archives, open the Bitter Vault. Let’s see what we can dig up . . . Pretty sure we Bitter Vaulted this one not too long ago, but it never gets old. Let us know if you bump into any of these students. Or better, if [...]