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by Gregory Luce on May 24, 2012 in General

Stop wallowing in obscurity and start contributing to the world’s most popular legal humor site

Best of Bitter Lawyer, 2011 Edition

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by Bitter Staff on December 28, 2011 in Best of Bitter Lawyer

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A few of the top highlights from all 356,603 posts, comics, videos or other Bitter Lawyer content in 2011

Got Talent? Contribute to Bitter Lawyer

by Gregory Luce on December 12, 2011 in News

Bitter Lawyer is always interested in receiving high-quality guest submissions, as well as finding new, regular, and humorous contributors

Straight Hair Can Make You Ill or Make You Rich

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by Gianna Scatchell on September 14, 2011 in Columns

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Last week, the FDA issued a warning stating that Brazilian Blowout has dangerously high levels of liquid formaldehyde.

I Want to be a Criminal Defense Lawyer

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by Ex-Bitter on July 27, 2010 in Columns

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That’s right, I said it, I want to be a criminal defense attorney and work with juveniles as a criminal attorney/legal advocate as well.

On the Set of Lathamed: The Movie

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by Bitter Staff on June 23, 2010 in Columns

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Law firm layoffs will be moving from pink slips to the silver screen in the upcoming film Lathamed. The film tells the story of the gutting of the big law dreams, or as the studio has described the movie, “It’s like Titanic, but with fewer survivors.” “Michael Bay was an easy choice for director,” we were [...]

Not Your Law Firm’s Managing Partner

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by Bitter Staff on May 26, 2010 in Columns

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We took a few minutes to chat with actor Josh Stamberg, who plays managing partner “Parker” in one half of the fictitious law firm Harrison Parker

The Dinosaur Lawyer Who Extinct-ed Me

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by Bitter Contributor on May 14, 2010 in Columns

Since I go to a TTT law school—fully knowing my non-top 10% grades would put me at a disadvantage in seeking summer employment—I hustled my butt off during the school year to find employment. I was finally able to secure a job as a legal assistant for a solo practitioner in January, and I have [...]

It’s a Law Firm, Not a Fat Farm

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by Bitter Contributor on May 11, 2010 in Columns

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While I probably should begin this rant with a thoughtful caveat about how I mean no offense to anyone who “battles obesity,” I refuse.

Torts! With a Pole Dancer, a Wedding Tent & a Busted Bride

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by Gianna Scatchell on April 29, 2010 in Columns

[Ed. Note: The following is again from Gianna Scatchell, the blogger behind LegallyNoted.com] Listen up, single ladies in law-law land, wedding season is fast approaching, and here’s your wake-up call. As the current recipient of five—count ‘um five—nuptial invitations between June and August, the pressure is on. As a result, I’ve been busting ass at [...]