Every associate in Big Law knows that if they ever get sent to the slammer, they are immediately going to offer their high-end legal services in exchange for physical protection. The problem is, there is not much call for their useless associate skills in the joint.
And the one thing scarier than being a Big Law lawyer with no work is being a jailhouse lawyer with no work.
I can just hear that jailhouse associate sing. Here are six useless jailhouse services the associate could offer in exchange for protection:
