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I Need A Job

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by Ex-Bitter on August 24, 2010 in Columns

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QI am a recent graduate from a TTT school and I graduated in the bottom half of the class (100/160). I worked for 2 out of the 3 years when I was in Law school and like to think I have a strong work ethic, however I was never strong at tests and nothing changed with [...]

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