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Trying to build another business, doing some part-time work at a law firm, and going about my day-to-day when WHAM! I receive the following email.

Post image for The Dark Art of the Small-Firm Biggie Smalls

In a small law firm, the art is apparent early on. Can you juggle? Can you tap dance? Are you fearless? Can you riff like Biggie Smalls?

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Female big firm lawyers must withstand many tests of emotional constitution in order to earn enough respect to be accepted as one of the guys

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Even for a boutique lawyer, there’s no way to ever get 100% away from work. Even if the other lawyers in my firm had the time or inclination to help me out—which they don’t—there’s a lot of “getting up to speed” in a case that is required to make effective arguments. And by “getting up [...]

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The opposite of BigLaw is a good life.

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In an effort to help aspiring legal eagles pass their first real legal test, Bitter Lawyer has compiled this definitive list of summer associate don’ts

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When it comes to being a highly-educated moving guy with a law firm temp job, it’s best to divide and conquer.

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Was I a dumbass for turning down job summer law firm job offers when my heart wasn’t in it but the money probably would have made me feel better?

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I have a tattoo on my left arm from my shoulder going down my bicep that I would like to expand down about two inches. Can I do it in BigLaw?

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The associates they put in charge of temps usually aren’t that bright, but this guy is unbelievable. Of course, it’s kill or be killed. Temping is an every-man-for-himself proposition.