law students

Every law student has to make many decisions. These decisions range in importance, but I believe the most important decision comes down to picking your partner in group projects. Should you pick the hot chick or the smart chick? Fear no longer, because I have the answer for you: pick the hot chick!

If you’re in law school, you shouldn’t let any of these ten rat bastard students out of your site for even a minute.

I felt it necessary to represent female law students everywhere with this list of the types of men we girls are forced to turn to for arousal in dire straits.

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In case you blinked, it’s fall already. And the re-migration of scared-to-death 1Ls, worked-to-death 2Ls and bored-to-death 3Ls back to campuses means a steady stream of back-to-school blogging.  So, in honor of another year of lawyer factories churning out more lawyers than there are legal jobs, Bitter Lawyer is putting the spotlight on some of our [...]

Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that make the 11th biggest lie in history: • Headline reads: “Gritty 80-yr-old is probably city’s oldest law student.” Probably?  The city’s?  Don’t want to step out on a limb and expand the geographic scope of that statement a smidgen?  You’re already using the word “probably.” For the love, he’s [...]

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To prepare for gut-wrenching, mind-numbing “networking” events, here are a few exercises that can steel you for boredom, humiliation, and awkwardness.

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Law school isn’t what it used to be. Thanks to the digital age, students are no longer spending their precious few moments of free time pursuing binge drinking and casual sex. Pity. What they are doing, is tapping into their inner Steven Spielberg, the evidence of which can be found on YouTube. Here are five [...]

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In the past few weeks, recent law grad Nick Thompson has “eaten ‘chicken, brown rice and spinach to the point of nausea,’…doesn’t see his friends, rarely spends time with his family and never goes out on weekends.” In other words, he’s no different than most students prepping for bar exams taking place around the country [...]