All posts tagged "Legal News"

  • Florida Man Seeks Pardon Based on Ted Cruz Defense

    A Florida man has attracted an empathetic ally in his fight for his freedom. Ted Cruz reportedly asked President Obama to pardon a Florida man,...

  • Woman Summons Belgian King to Legal Equivalent of Maury Povich Show

    A Belgian woman has summoned to court several members of the Belgian royal family in a suit to prove that King Albert II is her...

  • Love Struck Man Lands Himself in Custody

    Apparently, police officers tased a man yesterday just for trying to propose to his maybe his girlfriend . . . My theories are 1) he was...

  • Bitter News, Week of July 4th, 2011

    Here are your headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, where we don’t leave our $100m ATM receipts lying around: The Supreme Court cut through the crap...

  • Bitter News, 1-31-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: The woman who ran Eliot Spitzer‘s favorite call-girl ring got six months in prison.  A Manhattan federal judge lightened...

  • Bitter News, 1-30-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom. Time.  Money.  And maybe too much of a correlation between the two.  It seems as if the billable hour...

  • Bitter News, 1-29-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom. In ghosts of creative collaboration past, John Landis, who co-wrote and directed the groundbreaking video “Thriller,” is suing Michael...

  • Bitter News, 1-28-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom. Do you know what, other than your ass, is growing at four times the rate of inflation?  Attorneys’ fees...

  • Bitter News, 1-27-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom. “Brazil” has some dirty talk for you: Tax evasion. Stanford Law grad-cum-professional escort, Cristina Warthen, pleaded guilty in federal...

  • Bitter News, 1-26-09

    Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom. Good morning, and happy lunar New Year.  Too bad that the international economy is still so crazy that even...