LIVING the DREAM

The only thing more pathetic than kissing ass is trying to kiss ass and not succeeding. A few years ago, I bumped into my boss at a popular LA restaurant.  We said our hellos, slapped each others’ backs, then retreated to opposite sides of the bar.  Worried my latest script was sub-par, or possibly just [...]

For the most part, associates have no real effect on the outcome of a deal or a case—or anything of real consequence, for that matter. The one place we can really shine—or really fail—is proofreading. When I was at Skadden, I remember hearing that a well-regarded senior associate was passed over for partner three years in a [...]

Years ago, when I was a first-year associate at Skadden, I was at a bar, drinking, hanging out with a bunch of super-intense associates, when a cute girl smiled at me. I smiled back. Moments later, I was talking and flirting with her. She was young, cute and drunk. It was perfect—until I responded to some inane question with [...]

Nick suffers the worst interview of his life, then somehow, magically, things look up. Or down, depending on perspective.

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Before I became a writer, I was an associate at a large New York law firm.  I hated it. Drove me insane.  But like a good New England soldier, I practiced for seven years. I’ve tried to write about life in the big-firm-law biz several times, but I could never fully capture the horror of the [...]