Kimber and Mark discuss the hard life of a pimp, plus the Sugarland lawsuit and disciplinary action over seeking a paralegal. And more!
I was not at all excited about this wedding. I mean, this paralegal is pretty freaking weird.
My power as a paralegal at this place may be small, but my memory is long. And that’s bad news for arrogant asshat associates.
Paralegal advice for one of the world’s great paralegals from an Ex-Bitter.
MEMORANDUM RE: Your inept attempt at camaraderie with the support staff To: Gregory, The Clueless Associate From: Your Faithful Paralegal Subject: Wasn’t funny the first time Remember last year, Gregory? You know, that time we were here until 3:30 a.m. working on that expert report? You: Spending three hours tweaking the format of a brief [...]
QI’m a fourth year, and last week I hooked up with this paralegal. It was a total one-nighter kind of thing. And we also might have snorted a little something. Not to mention, I have a girlfriend who lives in another city. I’m freaking out that she might report me to firm management or tell [...]
