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QLike an idiot, I’ve been sleeping with this cute Summer Associate.  I’m a female associate at large New York firm, and the problem that has me freaked out is that he’s not doing very well.  So what if he doesn’t get an offer?  I’ve heard rumors about past Summer Associates blaming their poor performances on [...]

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This past weekend, I was angling for a posh, Ivy League alum and instead found myself waking up next to a snoring Hoosier.

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Name and Current Title? Noel Biderman, President and COO of Avid Life Media (owners of AshleyMadison.com and HotOrNot.com). And President and CEO of AshleyMadison.com. Law School? Osgoode Hall Law School, Toronto, Canada. Class of ’95. What is Ashley Madison, and what’s it all about all about? AshleyMadison is a dating service for married/attached people. It [...]

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QTwo years ago, I had sex with my co-worker’s fiancé. They weren’t dating at the time. Don’t even think they knew each other. Anyway—the other day, my co-worker told me his fiancé “knew” me. Didn’t say anything else. Just said that she knew me. Should I mention to my co-worker that we dated? Should I call his fiancé and find out what [...]

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Police in Wisconsin are reporting that a man who broke into several women’s homes and made off with their underwear was charged last week with five counts of felony burglary. The man, Christopher Sullivan, allegedly broke into the women’s residences, stole some bras and panties, and then, as The Smoking Gun reports, he would later [...]

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Looking for a new “SeXXXercise” class to tone your abs? Don’t look in Pennsylvania. A woman, Stephanie Babines, is suing Adams Township, Pennsylvania for refusing to allow her to open a dance and fitness studio that features pole-dancing, power lap dance, strip tease, and, of course, “SeXXXercise” classes on the grounds it’s a sexually oriented [...]

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Oh irony, you’re too cruel. And kind of gross: David Duchovny has checked into rehab for sex addiction. In a statement released yesterday by his lawyer, Stanton “Larry” Stein, the actor, who plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime series, Californication, said he went in voluntarily, adding: “I ask for respect and privacy for my [...]

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If you can depend on Joe Francis to stand up for one thing, it’s justice. The founder of the always dependable “Girls Gone Wild” empire, is now demanding that a court rescind the settlement agreement he entered into last year with the families of four underage girls whom he filmed performing sex acts back in [...]

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A man in Britain has officially been banned from visiting his girlfriend’s apartment after her neighbors “complained about noisy sex.” A city council spokesperson has reported that, after two years of neighbors’ complaints about “thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities,” a court finally issued an injunction barring the man, Adam Hinton, from being within [...]

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I’m having sex with a paralegal.  Bad idea? No, it’s genius.  Nothing a law firm likes more than sexual harassment.  In fact, it’s probably the best way to make partner – to wind up on the wrong end of an embarrassing and costly lawsuit.  It also shows terrific judgment and discretion, which, as you might [...]