The man who takes my chocolates from the law firm fridge hasn’t missed my name. He sent me a note reminding me to replenish the supply!
MEMORANDUM RE: Your inept attempt at camaraderie with the support staff To: Gregory, The Clueless Associate From: Your Faithful Paralegal Subject: Wasn’t funny the first time Remember last year, Gregory? You know, that time we were here until 3:30 a.m. working on that expert report? You: Spending three hours tweaking the format of a brief [...]