Recently we heard the tale of Thomas P. Lowe, the suspended-attorney-at-law, who not only had an affair with his client but also used the affair for hourly billing. While it gave me the heebie jeebies to think of a 58-year-old man being compensated for intercourse, I do have to wonder how the billing went. Flat fee or hourly? Can you expense viagra? Do you also charge for the travel to the dirty motel? Not to mention what do you call it on the invoice? So many questions and so few answers. Until now. Therefore, I am finally prepared to write a longstanding Bitter Lawyer challenge of the “Top 20 All-Time Blawg Post Yet To Be Written.”
