Well, of course it can and does so on a regular basis. But we’re not talking about the blood-thirty vampire lawyers at Baker & McKenzie, Kirkland & Ellis, or DLA Piper. No one is debating their abilities to suck the coffers dry, to destroy lives, to grow hair in unusual places (you know, like bats) and to sleep in a coffin. (You think we’re kidding about this latter point, but a Bitter Lawyer staffer had a former boss with a coffin bed.)
