Josh Brolin: Thank God He’s Not Playing Dick Cheney


Josh Brolin, shocked to discover that his starring role in Oliver Stone’s upcoming pic, “W,” centers on the most unpopular commander-in-chief in the history of the universe, and not, as his agent had originally told him, on the founder of the sexy, mid-priced hotel chain, lost control this weekend and was arrested for brawling in a bar in Shreveport, Louisiana, where the film is currently shooting.

Six others were arrested alongside Brolin for public intoxication and resisting arrest, including Jeffrey Wright, the Golden-Globe- and Tony-award-winning actor playing Colin Powell to Brolin’s Dubya in the upcoming flick.

No one was significantly injured in the scuffle, but witnesses claim that police used mace and a stun gun on Wright. Shreveport police have yet to substantiate these rumors, but a call to Wright’s publicist has confirmed that, despite his efforts this weekend, theatergoers everywhere still have no idea who the hell Jeffrey Wright is. [KTBS]

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1 Comment

  1. FDCHEZRAY

    July 16, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    JOSH BROLIN KILLED IT IN THRASHIN…nuff said

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