Transvestite of State: Dennis Rodman Becomes Secretary of Keeping it Real [Really]

Dennis Rodman, transvestite/sports player, took time out of his busy schedule of trying on wedding dresses to tweet at Kim Jung Un. Why? Because Rodman wants his buddy “Kim” to stop being a total d-bag.

Mr. Bae is an American business man who was arrested in North Korea because the DPRK says he was trying to topple the country. Bae was sentenced to fifteen years of hard labor.

Since Washington can’t seem to sort this out, we here at Bitter Lawyer would like to join in Mr. Rodman’s noble request (seriously). Mr. Kim, cut Kenneth Bae loose, then do us all a solid and go H yourself.

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