Why Lawyers Can’t Get Dates

Albert Wang is a true double threat, with all the usefulness of an artist coupled with all the personality of a lawyer. Read more of his work on Tumblr or LiveJournal.


  1. Guano Dubango

    April 2, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    So true. If only I could find an ATTRACTIVE female lawyer to date and mate with!!!! I am convinced they do not exist. Since I am a man of means, I will NOT settle for a water buffalo, even if she has a JD.

  2. southern bitter

    April 2, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    translation???? all i got out of that was TTT.

  3. Eurotrash

    April 3, 2012 at 10:39 am

    ….Translation: “M&A” means mergers & acquisitions… and “AAAAaaaaaaaa” is a very, very high credit rating at Standard & Poor’s. It has only been issued once during the Dutch Tulip Mania of 1637.

  4. stephen jacobs

    April 4, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Ha, ha. People in law school know jargon, acronyms and how to make themselves feel important.

  5. Oxygen162

    April 12, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    @Eurotrash…nicely done. I gave your A+ translation a golf-clap and here I was thinking the Tulip Mania was an obscure piece of economic history.

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