Why So Many Lawyers Wear Glasses

I USED to wear thick glases, but then I got the lasic opperation after I decided that the men were NOT interested in me wearing glases. FOOEY on them. So, now I can see, but I do NOT like it at night, so I do NOT drive a car at night. It is FINE b/c I live in the city but I do not drive when I visit my parents when I go home for the long weekend’s like today.